We have nothing to fear from Artificial Intelligence…

Andrew (HSBC)… at least not as implemented by HSBC.  Professors Dawkins, Hawking et al can relax while this is the best the bank can do:

(Me) I’m looking for a link to download a new Mandate for my Association. Can you help please?
(Andrew) I’m eager to answer your question, but I find it much easier to work through one sentence at time. Would you mind asking your question again, but this time in a single sentence?
(Me) I’m looking for a link to download a new Mandate for my Association.
(Andrew) I’m sorry, but I’m not able to provide a response. Please try rephrasing your question.
(Me) Mandate?
(Andrew) Would you like to chat to a Live Assistant?

Don’t try putting Andrew in for the Turing Test HSBC, but it’s good to know that you’ve imbued him with eagerness… that’s a very good start!

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